A Memo was soon sent, following the letter:
That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the
report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read every second line
(ie. 1, 3, 5, 7,9, ..) for my true assessment of him.
Regards,
- Project Manager
That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the
report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read every second line
(ie. 1, 3, 5, 7,9, ..) for my true assessment of him.
Regards,
- Project Manager
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