A Blonde Trapped In A Snow Storm:
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost
zero when the little blonde got off work at Wal-Mart. She made her way to
her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car
while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered
her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for
a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in
the snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little
while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.
As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued
and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite
sometime had passed she was somewhat surprised when the snow plow
stopped,the driver got out, came back to her car and signaled for her to
roll down her window. The snowplow driver wanted to know if she was all
right since she had been following him for a long time. She said she was
fine and told him her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a
blizzard. The driver replied that it was OK with him and she could continue
if she wanted but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going
over to Kmart next.
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost
zero when the little blonde got off work at Wal-Mart. She made her way to
her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car
while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered
her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for
a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in
the snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little
while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.
As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued
and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite
sometime had passed she was somewhat surprised when the snow plow
stopped,the driver got out, came back to her car and signaled for her to
roll down her window. The snowplow driver wanted to know if she was all
right since she had been following him for a long time. She said she was
fine and told him her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a
blizzard. The driver replied that it was OK with him and she could continue
if she wanted but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going
over to Kmart next.
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