Golfing and the Genie
A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with
million-dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very
careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us
a fortune to fix!" The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window
of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said "I told you
to watch out for the houses! All right, let's go up there, apologise and see
how much this is going to cost."
They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say "Come on in." They
opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying
on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said "Are you the people that
broke my window?" "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied. "No,
actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand
years in that bottle. You've released me! I'm allowed to grant three wishes,
and I'll give you each one wish and keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the
rest of my life!" "No problem. It's the least I could do. And you, what do
you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every
country of the world!" she said. "Consider it done!" the genie replied. "And
what's your wish genie?" the husband asked. "Well, since I've been trapped
in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish
is to sleep with your wife." The husband looked at the wife and said "Well,
we did get a lot of money and all those houses honey. I guess I don't care."
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. Afterwards,
the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said "How old is your husband
anyway?" "35." she replied. "And he still believes in genies...that's
amazing!"
A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with
million-dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very
careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us
a fortune to fix!" The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window
of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said "I told you
to watch out for the houses! All right, let's go up there, apologise and see
how much this is going to cost."
They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say "Come on in." They
opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying
on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said "Are you the people that
broke my window?" "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied. "No,
actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand
years in that bottle. You've released me! I'm allowed to grant three wishes,
and I'll give you each one wish and keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the
rest of my life!" "No problem. It's the least I could do. And you, what do
you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every
country of the world!" she said. "Consider it done!" the genie replied. "And
what's your wish genie?" the husband asked. "Well, since I've been trapped
in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish
is to sleep with your wife." The husband looked at the wife and said "Well,
we did get a lot of money and all those houses honey. I guess I don't care."
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. Afterwards,
the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said "How old is your husband
anyway?" "35." she replied. "And he still believes in genies...that's
amazing!"
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