HOLIDAY CHEER:
Santa's Lap
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what
would you like for Christmas ?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then
gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
Santa's Lap
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what
would you like for Christmas ?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then
gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
Related:
- A wish for Christmas
It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall
in his big holiday setup.He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap
and tell him what they want for christmas.
As the line dwindles down; a little 5 year old boy... - Various Nights Before Christmas...
A Microsoft Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas,
when all through the house Not a creature was stirring... - Santa Claus, upon trudging out to his sleigh for his annual night freight
trip around the world,
was surprised to find a guy with a shotgun standing... - I think Santa Claus is a woman....
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,
but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas... - Barbie
Barbie
c/o Mattel, Inc.
El Segundo, CA
90245
November 7,
1997 Santa Claus North Pole, Dear Santa: Listen... - Twas The Day After Christmas...
Twas the day after Christmas,
and all through the house, Every creature was hurting... - HAVE A MICROSOFT CHRISTMAS
'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house Not a creature was stirring... - Santa's Bad Day...
One particular Christmas season a long time ago,
Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there... - The Night Before Christmas According to Moms
It was the night before Christmas,
when all thru the abode Only one creature was stirring...
