Quotes About Cats:
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on
your computer." - Bruce Graham
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this." - Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through
snow." - Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemmingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you
later." - Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by
cats." - Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is
infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." -
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have
many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange
cats." - Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for
what you want." -Joseph Wood Krutch
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic"
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."