Follow the Boss
There are three ladies working in the same office. They begin to notice that
each day the boss, who is also a female, leaves work early.
One day they decide that once the boss takes off they are gonna be right
behind her, after all she never comes back or calls so how would she know.
So, they all three leave and the brunette was elated to be able to get in a
quick workout at her spa before meeting her dinner date. The redhead was
thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early.
The blonde was happy, happy, happy, to be home. But when she got to her
bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly, quietly, she cracks
open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS!!
Ever so gently she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day at coffee break, the brunette and redhead mentioned leaving
early again and asked the blonde if she wanted to go with them.
"NO WAY!!" The blonde exclaimed, "I damn near got caught yesterday!
There are three ladies working in the same office. They begin to notice that
each day the boss, who is also a female, leaves work early.
One day they decide that once the boss takes off they are gonna be right
behind her, after all she never comes back or calls so how would she know.
So, they all three leave and the brunette was elated to be able to get in a
quick workout at her spa before meeting her dinner date. The redhead was
thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early.
The blonde was happy, happy, happy, to be home. But when she got to her
bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly, quietly, she cracks
open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS!!
Ever so gently she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day at coffee break, the brunette and redhead mentioned leaving
early again and asked the blonde if she wanted to go with them.
"NO WAY!!" The blonde exclaimed, "I damn near got caught yesterday!
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