Seen in a laboratory at the Department of Computer Science in Lyngby, Denmark:
Statistics prove that 10% of all accidents are caused by drunk people.
It means that the rest of 90% are caused by people who didn't drink.
For the sake of your safety, DRINK ALCOHOL!
Long Haired Nick
Statistics prove that 10% of all accidents are caused by drunk people.
It means that the rest of 90% are caused by people who didn't drink.
For the sake of your safety, DRINK ALCOHOL!
Long Haired Nick
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