Tourist class in an airplane. Two arabs in the window and centre seats, a Jew
is on the aisle. The arabs ask the jew if he'll get them some orange juice so
they won't have to crawl over him. While he's in the galley they spit in his
shoes. He brings the juice back. As the plane starts to land, he puts his shoes
on, feels what's happened, and turns to them. "When will it stop? The hatred,
the violence, the killing...the spitting in the shoes?...The pissing in the
orange juice?"
is on the aisle. The arabs ask the jew if he'll get them some orange juice so
they won't have to crawl over him. While he's in the galley they spit in his
shoes. He brings the juice back. As the plane starts to land, he puts his shoes
on, feels what's happened, and turns to them. "When will it stop? The hatred,
the violence, the killing...the spitting in the shoes?...The pissing in the
orange juice?"
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