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• A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.
  They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer as follow...
• A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.
  They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer as follow...
• A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor.
  He asked "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?...
• Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?
  someone asked. "Not too bad", said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern....
• A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.
  It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty....
• A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
  After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....