An Indian brave came up to his chief. "Oh Big Chief,

An Indian brave came up to his chief.

"Oh Big Chief, why you give us the names you give."
"Mmmmm. When your cousin was born...I look across and see
deer leaping in field. I name her `DearLeapingInField'.
When your brother was born...I look up and see birds flying
over. I name him birds flying over...Why you ask me this,
TWODOGSFUCKING."

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