A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family
visit after his first year at college. When his dad asked him about his
first year at school, he said: I'm having trouble with people making fun of
me, especially my Indian name. How did you come to give your children such
odd names"? His father said: "When your brother was born, I looked out the
teepee and I saw an eagle flying so I named him Little Eagle and when your
sister was born, I looked out the teepee and saw a deer grazing, so I named
her spotted fawn. Why do you ask, Two Dogs F*cking"?
visit after his first year at college. When his dad asked him about his
first year at school, he said: I'm having trouble with people making fun of
me, especially my Indian name. How did you come to give your children such
odd names"? His father said: "When your brother was born, I looked out the
teepee and I saw an eagle flying so I named him Little Eagle and when your
sister was born, I looked out the teepee and saw a deer grazing, so I named
her spotted fawn. Why do you ask, Two Dogs F*cking"?
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