- Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex
1st: Yessir, I did it three times last night with... - Classic riddles:
Scene: A man is found dead in a locked room in a puddle of water
Answer: The poor guy died of starvation; the room was... - Pittsburgh Driver's Test
7: The car directly in front of you has a flashing right tail
light but a steady left tail light
This means (a) one of the tail lights is broken... - A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans
to turn it into a thriving enterprise
The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse... - Save a tree
Eat a beaver... - What goes in dry, pink and hard, and comes out
wet
pink and soft? Chewing gum... - I used to have a shirt just like that..."
<pause for effusive thanks
then I got a job.... - Yrneh Etac VII - Device busy
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HO HUM -- The Redundant ------- (7) This hexagram... - Seen on a birthday card:
Outside:
Forget about the past
You can't change it. Forget about the future... - There's an apple on a lawn and a worm sitting right beside it
The worm is rather interested in the apple is about...
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