Classic riddles:
Scene: A man is found dead in a locked room in a puddle of water.
Answer: The poor guy died of starvation; the room was locked, right?
The water? Oh, the roof leaked.
Scene: A man gets out of bed, and kills himself.
Answer: The man was a midget for the circus, and had just gotten fed
up with his bleak and demeaning lifestyle.
Scene: A man goes into a restaurant and orders some albatross. After
some delay, the food arrives. He takes a taste, and then
kills himself. Why?
Answer: Obviously a whacko. I mean, who orders ALBATROSS in a
restaurant?! I say "good riddance to bad garbage!"
Scene: A man is found dead in a locked room in a puddle of water.
Answer: The poor guy died of starvation; the room was locked, right?
The water? Oh, the roof leaked.
Scene: A man gets out of bed, and kills himself.
Answer: The man was a midget for the circus, and had just gotten fed
up with his bleak and demeaning lifestyle.
Scene: A man goes into a restaurant and orders some albatross. After
some delay, the food arrives. He takes a taste, and then
kills himself. Why?
Answer: Obviously a whacko. I mean, who orders ALBATROSS in a
restaurant?! I say "good riddance to bad garbage!"
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joke,
which I thought you might like to use in rec.humor...
