The Workaholic... A workaholic finally decided to take a long overdue vacation.

The Workaholic...
A workaholic finally decided to take a long overdue vacation. He booked a
Caribbean cruise and was having the time of his life... until the boat sank!
He found himself swept onto a desert island. Six lonely months later, he is
lying on the beach when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to
him.
"Where did you come from?" he asks.
"I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my ship sank"
she says.
"Amazing". "You were really lucky to have a row-boat wash up with you".
"Oh this?" replies the woman. "I made the boat out of raw material that I
found on the island; the oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove
the bottom from palm branches; and the sides and stern came from a
Eucalyptus tree".
"But that's impossible," stutters the man, "You had no tools. How did you
manage?"
"Oh, no problem", replies the woman. "On the other side of the island there
is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock. I found that if I fired it to a
certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I
used that for tools." The guy is stunned.
"Lets row over to my place." She says. She docks the boat at a small wharf.
As the man looks onto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is
a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow.
"It's not much but I call it home," she says. "Would you like another
drink?"
"No thank you," he says still dazed. "Can't take any more of that coconut
juice"
"It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have my own still. How about
a Pina Colada while I slip into something more comfortable." She returns
wearing nothing but vines and a strategically placed shell necklace.
"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "we've been
out here a long time. You've been lonely. I've been lonely. There's
something I'm sure you really feel like doing right about now, something
you've been longing or all these months," her hands sliding over his legs.
He can't believe what he's hearing. His heart begins to pound. He's truly in
luck! "You mean." he gasps, "I can actually check my e-mail from here?"