One day a guy was sitting on a bus next to an old lady who was filling out
a crossword puzzle. Just when he thought the trip was getting boring when the
old lady leaned over and asked, "Excuse me, but can you help me with this
puzzle?" "Why sure," said the guy, "What do you need help with?" "I'm look-
ing for a word that describes what's on the bottom of a bird cage and ends
with 'it'," said the old lady. "That's easy, 'grit'," answered the guy.
"Oh, I see," said the old lady, "Can I borrow your eraser for a second?"
a crossword puzzle. Just when he thought the trip was getting boring when the
old lady leaned over and asked, "Excuse me, but can you help me with this
puzzle?" "Why sure," said the guy, "What do you need help with?" "I'm look-
ing for a word that describes what's on the bottom of a bird cage and ends
with 'it'," said the old lady. "That's easy, 'grit'," answered the guy.
"Oh, I see," said the old lady, "Can I borrow your eraser for a second?"
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