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  She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by....
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  She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by....
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  The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants....
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