A Persian in the market in old jerusalem buys a packet of
pecan nuts. He hands one to his wife, who is dutifully following him
around. After a while, she asks for another.
"What for?", he replies, "They all taste the same".
pecan nuts. He hands one to his wife, who is dutifully following him
around. After a while, she asks for another.
"What for?", he replies, "They all taste the same".
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