This Guy Is In A Bar, Talking To This Rather Nice Woman.

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This guy is in a bar, talking to this rather nice woman.
He decides to try to get her to come home with him,
and so eventually he persuades her to come back for coffee.

So he's sitting there, on the sofa; they're on their 4th cup of Gold
Blend, and he's got to think of something pretty sharpish. "I know,"
he thinks, "I'll casually mention breakfast." So he looks up and
says, rather nonchalantly, "How do you like your eggs?"

"Unfertilized, thanks!"