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• Q: How do you know when you walk into a gay church? A: Only half the men are kneeling.
• An American tourist is visiting Russia, and he's talking with a Russian about the fact that not many people in Russia own cars.
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• Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth? A: Open the door.
• Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
• Q: How do you get down from an elephant? A: You don't, you get down from a duck.
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• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
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• Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Half the congregation is kneeling.