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• Little Mike came in from school one day, and asked "Mom, if big people can have little people, and big cats can have little cats, why can't big trains have little train"?
  His mom replies "I don't know son, why don't you ask you're dad when he gets home"....
• A farmer is about to visit his wife at hospital. He enters (at non-visiting hours), and is asked to sit down and wait.
  After half an hour, he began to be a bit nervous, so he started walking....
• This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.
  I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it", the doctor asks?...
• A visit to the vet... A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help.
  The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table....
• When To Go Home A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
  After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer....
• The Old Man A self-important young man goes out and buys the best car available
  a 1997 Porsche 911 Turbo. It is one of the fastest and most expensive cars in the world....
• A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely.
  The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud noises not unlike a Kenworth....