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Surrender the pink!
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MUTANTS! Surrender now...Or be DESTROYED!
Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.
What's pink and hard in the morning? The financial times crossword.
What goes in dry, pink and hard, and comes out wet, pink and soft? Chewing gum.
What's pink, wrinkled and hangs out your trousers? Your gran.
Q: What`s moist and pink and split right down the middle? A: A grapefruit.
Q: What is long and pink and drags the ocean floor? A: Moby's dick.
What's pink, wrinkled, and hangs out your pajamas? -- Your mother.
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
