This guy walks up to a sheepherder, and says "I bet you one of your sheep
that I can guess how many sheep you have in your flock".
SHEEPHERDER: No way I have too many. You have a bet.
GUY: Um....Um....Um....742
SHEEPHERDER: WOW!!! That's amazing. OK take whatever sheep you want.
A few minutes later.......
SHEEPHERDER: HEY buddy. I bet you double or nothing I can guess your
nationality.
GUY: I guess it's only fair. OK!
SHEEPHERDER: POLISH!
GUY: Yeah! How'd you know.
SHEEPHERDER: Put the dog back, and I'll explain it to you.
that I can guess how many sheep you have in your flock".
SHEEPHERDER: No way I have too many. You have a bet.
GUY: Um....Um....Um....742
SHEEPHERDER: WOW!!! That's amazing. OK take whatever sheep you want.
A few minutes later.......
SHEEPHERDER: HEY buddy. I bet you double or nothing I can guess your
nationality.
GUY: I guess it's only fair. OK!
SHEEPHERDER: POLISH!
GUY: Yeah! How'd you know.
SHEEPHERDER: Put the dog back, and I'll explain it to you.
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