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• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• A man who worked as a human cannonball decided to quit his job.
  He told his boss that he wanted to quit. The boss was dismayed....
• I bet I can quit gambling.
• This is NOT a habit. I can quit anytime I want. :-}
• MY RESUME... My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned .
  .. couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax....
• R. D. Jones And His Sewing Machine The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.
  MONDAY: For sale: R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale....
• I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night.
• You mean I have to do a TAGLINE, too? I quit!
• From Real Resumes & Cover Letters: ** I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.
  ** I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms....