A Woman Goes Into A Greengrocer And Is Looking Round Anxiously At A Pile Of Oranges.
A woman goes into a greengrocer and is looking round anxiously at a pile of
"Can I help you madam?" asks the shopkeeper.
"Well, I was looking for some fruit for my husband. Have these oranges been
treated with any posoinous fertilizer or weedkiller?" she replies.
"No madam, you'll have to get that from the chemist's."
One day a enviromentalist went to a greengrocers and began anxiously looking over the produce.
Can I help you madam?" asked the shopkeeper. "Yes, I was looking for some fruit," replied the enviromentalist, "Have these oranges been treated with any poisonous fertilizers or weedkillers?...
Needing Deodorant... A blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant.
The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have....
A golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway.
While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun....
This koala bear flys in from Austrailia to visit his friends in New York.
His friends take him out to a house of ill repute for a night of wild abandon....
An elderly woman sees a bunch of women lining up outside a building.
Being so naive, she doesn't know these women are prostitutes and that they've been arrested at the local police station....
Paybacks Are a Bitch There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind i
when he comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute....
A woman goes to the doctors, and says ' Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.
I'll have to take my clothes off to show you.' The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe....
A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.
I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe....
TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....