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• Needing Deodorant... A blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant.
  The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have....
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  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
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  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....
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• ALIEN ZOMBIE & THE CONGO LIZARDS You’re in luck. As my luck would have it, I made my bones in a musical family.
  Grandpop slapped ivories at the Congo, and Daddy-O moonlit his rocket ‘88 in the lizard lounges....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....