One day a enviromentalist went to a greengrocers and began anxiously
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"Yes, I was looking for some fruit," replied the enviromentalist, "Have
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"No, sorry, but you'll have to get that from the chemist's."
looking over the produce. "Can I help you madam?" asked the shopkeeper.
"Yes, I was looking for some fruit," replied the enviromentalist, "Have
these oranges been treated with any poisonous fertilizers or weedkillers?"
"No, sorry, but you'll have to get that from the chemist's."
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