As a little girl is coming out of school, a man pulls up in his car,

As a little girl is coming out of school, a man pulls up in his car, winds down
the window and says to her

"I'll give you a sweet if you'll get in the car with me."

The little girl says "No, I not getting in the car."

The next day the man pulls up again, winds down the window and says

"I'll give you two sweets if you'll get in the car with me."

The little girl says "No, I not getting in the car."

The third day the man pulls up and offers her a whole bag of sweets if she will
get into the car.

"No Dad", replies the girl, "There's no way I'm getting into the Lada!"

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