For the duration of this war may I make a small suggestion? Henceforth
ALL ethnic jokes shall have Iraqi substituted for Mexican, Jew, black,
Irishman, etc.
For instance: Where did copper wire come from? Two Iraqis were fighting
over a penny they just found.
or: How come there are no Iraqis in the olympics? Any Iraqi that can
run, swim or jump is already gone.
or the old classic: There were these two Iraqis named Pat and Mike...
ALL ethnic jokes shall have Iraqi substituted for Mexican, Jew, black,
Irishman, etc.
For instance: Where did copper wire come from? Two Iraqis were fighting
over a penny they just found.
or: How come there are no Iraqis in the olympics? Any Iraqi that can
run, swim or jump is already gone.
or the old classic: There were these two Iraqis named Pat and Mike...
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A:
Two Jews found the same penny... - How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews found the same penny... - Q: How did copper wire get invented?
A:
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He kept burning his lips on the tail pipe... - How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
None. They aren't allowed to turn on lights anymore... - How do you know when an Iraqi is well-hung?
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When the slack comes out of the rope, and his heels... - How many Iraquis does it take to change a light bulb?
Nobody knows, they all stand around and threaten it...
