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• Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas.
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• Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
• Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!
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• Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
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