Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
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- Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this.
I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal?... - Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas.
If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.... - Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
- Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!
and walk out triumphantly.... - A father had two little sons, one of whom was an eternal optimist, while
the other was a perpetual pessimist.
One Christmas he decided try to temper both of their proclivitie... - How to make us Women happy...
What do you think ladies?
Is this about right? In the world of romance, one single rule applie... - You have to read the whole thing:
The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for the High
School girls, teaching how to prepare for married life.
1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal - on time.... - Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
- Everyone's heard about filling the victim's room with balloons, right?
(balloons are great, especially if the victim is your SO and you come by later, acting innocently, and suggest....
