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• When you learn the answers, they change the questions.
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• Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
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  ..) It's multiple choice, and if you sort this letter (with upper and lower case disjoint, ie on an ASCII machine) questions and answers will come out next to each other....