Psychoanalyze the order taker.
Related:
- Imitate the order taker's
voice... - Ask what the order taker is
wearing... - Report a petty theft to the order
taker... - Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about
country music... - Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his
supervisor he's fired... - Detect the order taker's psychic aura.
Use it to your advantage... - Teach the order taker a secret code.
Use the code on all subsequent orders... - Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the
other line and you're going with the lowest bidder... - Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp,
right...
From the same category:
- Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni."
Use the long "i" sound... - Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate.
Ask if they need paper... - Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie.
Ask that these be included in the pizza... - Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings... - Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose
hairs...
