Fun Things To Do To Telemarketers: ** Turn On The TV.

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Fun Things To Do To Telemarketers:
** Turn on the TV. Change the channel to one that only gets static. Turn the
volume up really loud. Say that you can't hear them over the static.
** Make up your own language. Speak it.
** Say, "This phone line is for emergency use only. Do you have an
** Order a large pepperoni pizza, some garlic bread, and a meatball sub.
** Dial the phone and say, "Hey! I lent you 50 bucks. You better pay up or
else I'm gonna come over there and hurt you! "
** Repeatedly dial the phone. Mutter that it isn't ringing.
** Say, "Moe's tavern Moe speaking."
** Ask him/her if he/she would like a magazine or newspaper subscription.
** Communicate only through Morse code.
** Try to sell the telemarketer something.
** Ask him/her if he/she can smell bacon. Insist that there is a strong
scent of bacon over the phone.
** Pretend to be an escaped mental patient. Mutter things like, "They'll
never catch me again," "No! Not the jacket! No, no, no!" After saying one of
these mutter incoherently.
** Make him/her dance for a sale. Claim that you won't buy because you
couldn't see him/her dance.
** Make him/her sing to get a sale.
** Pretend to be really interested. Then say, "No."
** Engage him/her in an "intellectual" conversation on an extremely boring
** Say nothing until he/she hangs up.
** Say, "I told you. I don't know where your dog is!" Then hang up.
** After he/she hangs up, use *69 or Caller ID to get the phone number. Call
the telemarketer.
** Ask the telemarketer for his/her home phone number. Claim that you need
some time to think, and that you'll get back to them.