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• Q: How do you save a drowning baby? A: Take your foot off his head.
• Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
• Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Add a scoop of ice cream and some root beer.
• Q: How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age? A: Tell him a joke when he's young.
• How do you make a dead baby float?........... 1 scoop dead baby 2 scoops ice cream
• Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.