$200
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived
far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad
and send me the bill."
Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he
got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some
incidental expense.
Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and finally the man
called his brother again to find out what was going on.
"Well," said the other brother, "you said to do something nice for
Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo."
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived
far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad
and send me the bill."
Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he
got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some
incidental expense.
Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and finally the man
called his brother again to find out what was going on.
"Well," said the other brother, "you said to do something nice for
Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo."
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