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• Q: Why does it take a turkey less time than an elephant to get ready for a trip?
  A: Because he only takes his comb, and the elephant takes a trunk....
• A father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day.
  So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house....
• This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle.
  And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck there....
• A Ticket... A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange
  Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one....
• Despair: an extra tire in de trunk.
• why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
  six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
• Things Not To Say To A Cop ** I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
  (OK in Texas) ** Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in....
• What Not To Say To A Police Officer! ** I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
  (OK in Texas) ** Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in....
• Q: Why does an elephant have four feet? A: Because seven inches would look silly on an elephant.