10. Terrifying zombie looks suspiciously like Keith Richards.
9. Killer keeps saying, "I know what you had for lunch."
8. When the dead guy's hand reaches up from the grave, all it wants
is a "high-five". *
7. Instead of hockey mask, killer wears really frightening sombrero.
6. Joe Pesci plays an undead mob boss "Whack-ula".
5. Plot involves guy with allergies stuck on island inhabited by
fluffy kitties.
4. Victims keep screaming, "Please kill me -- this movie sucks."
3. Biggest scream comes when movie-goers hear price of a large
popcorn.
2. You've seen more blood during a haircut at Supercuts.
1. It's just like "Scream", without all the really scary crap.
Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party 0
You stay by her side for a while hen leave to chat
with a college drinking buddy -2
Named Tiffany -4
Tiffany is a dancer -6
Tiffany has implants -8
When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly +1
When mingling, you introduce her as "the old ball and chain"
and pat her on the rump -5
When she points out a hot-looking woman and asks if you think
she's pretty, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as pretty as you" +1
When she points to a woman and asks if you think she's pretty, you say,
"Yeah, but don't worry, she's lousy in bed" -6
That woman is her sister -90
You have one drink, and that's it 0
You have more than a few and perform the tango with a poodle....
