the CEO
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he
found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper
in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make
this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on,
inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside
the machine. "I just need one copy."
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A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he
found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper
in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make
this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on,
inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside
the machine. "I just need one copy."
Thanx to DEKROGH@aol.com.
To subscribe or unsubscribe send email with "add" or "remove" in the
subject line (without the quotes) to "gcfl-request@usa.net". Send
submissions and comments to "gcfl@usa.net". Or go to the web page:
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