Interesting Signs
Interesting Signs:
Sign in a Realtor's office:
"Lots for little."
Sign in a shoe store:
"Come in and have a fit."
Sign in a maternity clothes store:
"We are open on labor day."
Sign in a non-smoking area:
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take
appropriate action."
Sign on the door of the maternity ward:
"Push Push Push."
Sign in a bookstore:
"We treat you write."
Sign in an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place."
Sign in a podiatrist's window:
"Time wounds all heels."
Sign on an electrician's truck:
"Let Us Remove Your Shorts."
Sign in a butcher's window:
"Let me meat your needs."
Sign on used car lot:
"Second hand cars in first crash condition."
Sign in a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
Sign at a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."
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Interesting Signs:
Sign in a Realtor's office:
"Lots for little."
Sign in a shoe store:
"Come in and have a fit."
Sign in a maternity clothes store:
"We are open on labor day."
Sign in a non-smoking area:
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take
appropriate action."
Sign on the door of the maternity ward:
"Push Push Push."
Sign in a bookstore:
"We treat you write."
Sign in an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place."
Sign in a podiatrist's window:
"Time wounds all heels."
Sign on an electrician's truck:
"Let Us Remove Your Shorts."
Sign in a butcher's window:
"Let me meat your needs."
Sign on used car lot:
"Second hand cars in first crash condition."
Sign in a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
Sign at a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."
To subscribe or unsubscribe send email with "add" or "remove" in the
subject line (without the quotes) to "gcfl-request@usa.net". Send
submissions and comments to "gcfl@usa.net". Or go to the web page:
http://www.angelfire.com/al/GCFL
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