Upcoming Books From Public Figures
15> Larry King -- "7 Wives for ...Me!"
14> Anonymous -- "How I Cheated the Teamsters"
13> Keyshawn Johnson -- "Let Me Clarify: ONLY When I'm Looking
and NOT at My Groin."
12> Gallagher -- "Smashing Watermelons and Other Stuff That I
Swear to God Is Really Funny"
11> Frank Gifford -- "Living Without Testicles"
10> Marcel Marceau -- " "
9> Chelsea Clinton -- "A Guide to The Best Colleges that are
More than 2000 Miles Away from Your Parents"
8> Dr. Jack Kevorkian -- "I'm Okay, You're Dead"
7> Michael Jackson -- "Sorta Off-White Like Me"
6> Waldo -- "Where's Me? A Memoir"
5> Bill Clinton -- "Women are from Venus, Bribes are from China"
4> Paula Jones -- "Small-Town Spunk & Hair Spray: My Story"
3> Newt Gingrich -- "Not Quite as Fat and Somewhat Less of An
Idiot than Rush Limbaugh"
2> Pamela Anderson Lee and Tommy Lee -- "Huked on Foniks"
and the Number 1 Upcoming Book From Public Figures...
1> Bill Clinton -- "Chicken Soup and a Jumbo Side of Cheese Fries
for the Soul"
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
15> Larry King -- "7 Wives for ...Me!"
14> Anonymous -- "How I Cheated the Teamsters"
13> Keyshawn Johnson -- "Let Me Clarify: ONLY When I'm Looking
and NOT at My Groin."
12> Gallagher -- "Smashing Watermelons and Other Stuff That I
Swear to God Is Really Funny"
11> Frank Gifford -- "Living Without Testicles"
10> Marcel Marceau -- " "
9> Chelsea Clinton -- "A Guide to The Best Colleges that are
More than 2000 Miles Away from Your Parents"
8> Dr. Jack Kevorkian -- "I'm Okay, You're Dead"
7> Michael Jackson -- "Sorta Off-White Like Me"
6> Waldo -- "Where's Me? A Memoir"
5> Bill Clinton -- "Women are from Venus, Bribes are from China"
4> Paula Jones -- "Small-Town Spunk & Hair Spray: My Story"
3> Newt Gingrich -- "Not Quite as Fat and Somewhat Less of An
Idiot than Rush Limbaugh"
2> Pamela Anderson Lee and Tommy Lee -- "Huked on Foniks"
and the Number 1 Upcoming Book From Public Figures...
1> Bill Clinton -- "Chicken Soup and a Jumbo Side of Cheese Fries
for the Soul"
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
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