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Q: What do you call 100 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet.
Opener (above) Copyright 1997 by Vincent Sabio
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Q: What do you call 100 skydiving lawyers?
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Opener (above) Copyright 1997 by Vincent Sabio
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