Perry Brando? Q. What Do You Get When You Cross The Godfather With A Lawyer?

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Perry Brando?

Q. What do you get when you cross The Godfather with a lawyer?
A. You get an offer you can't understand.

Opener (above) Copyright 1997 by Vincent Sabio
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