Paying the Piper, Take One
A young lawyer dies and is sent to heaven. (That, in itself, is a
good joke.)
Upon his arrival, he meets St. Peter at the Gate. St. Peter asks the
lawyer his name and looks up his entry in the Great Big Book.
St. Peter then looks at the lawyer and says, "You look very good for
being 138 years old."
Astonished, the lawyer replies, "There must be some mistake, I am
only 32."
St. Peter responds, "Not according to your billable hours."
Opener (above) Copyright 1997 by Vincent Sabio
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A young lawyer dies and is sent to heaven. (That, in itself, is a
good joke.)
Upon his arrival, he meets St. Peter at the Gate. St. Peter asks the
lawyer his name and looks up his entry in the Great Big Book.
St. Peter then looks at the lawyer and says, "You look very good for
being 138 years old."
Astonished, the lawyer replies, "There must be some mistake, I am
only 32."
St. Peter responds, "Not according to your billable hours."
Opener (above) Copyright 1997 by Vincent Sabio
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