Tools of the Trade, Take Two Recently overheard: In an ironic twist,

Tools of the Trade, Take Two

Recently overheard:

In an ironic twist, O.J. Simpson was hired as the new spokesman for
Bruno Magli shoes. Commercials in the works have O.J. touting the
slogan:

"They're so comfortable, you won't even know you own a pair!"


Opener (above) Copyright 1997 by Vincent Sabio
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