The Check Is In The Mail If you were Ted Kaczynski's lawyer,

The Check Is In The Mail

If you were Ted Kaczynski's lawyer, and you got a telephone call
from him, which of these messages would trouble you the most?

a. He says he is innocent,
b. He says he is guilty,
c. He says the check is in the mail.

Opener (above) Copyright 1997 by Vincent Sabio
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