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• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• Two Great Tennesseans: Charlie and Jack Daniel
• Who's the quadriplegic under the car? Jack.
• A car raising contest is a jack off.
• Jack & Jill, pail of water,...Riiiiight...
• BF> Who is France's data compression hero? BF> BF> Joan of ARC.
  .. And Great Britain's? -- Jack the Zippe...
• I'm friends of the Daniels brothers..... Jack and Charlie!!!
• Peewee's favorite eating establishment: Jack in the box