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  It was getting late, and the only building for miles around was a weather-battered old gas station a mile up the road....
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  Jack's best friend is John. John's wife leaves him, and Jack invites John to stay with him + Jill....
• Jack and Jill were hired by a big computer corporation.
  They worked there for about half a year until hard times hit the company....
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• LUCIFERnet raising HEll coast to coast!
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• What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"? A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?
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