Benny was very lonely.One day a Genie appeared to him
and said:"Benny,I will send you the girl of your dreams-
My only command to you is that you grow a long beard,and
never shave it off" Well,Benny was overjoyed and soon
was as happy as can be!For many years this happiness
continued;but one day Benny thought to himself:"it's
been so long,it will be OK if I shave now".So Benny
shaved off his beard;and an hour later was struck by
lightning and burned to death.What is the moral of this
story? A Benny shaved is a Benny burned!!!!
and said:"Benny,I will send you the girl of your dreams-
My only command to you is that you grow a long beard,and
never shave it off" Well,Benny was overjoyed and soon
was as happy as can be!For many years this happiness
continued;but one day Benny thought to himself:"it's
been so long,it will be OK if I shave now".So Benny
shaved off his beard;and an hour later was struck by
lightning and burned to death.What is the moral of this
story? A Benny shaved is a Benny burned!!!!
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were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway.... - In the mid-sixties, there was a hippy named Benny in San Francisco.
Benny was real hip, but he just couldn't grow a beard like the rest of the flower child guys in Haight-Ashbury (Hashbury).... - Benny, a first grader, was walking home from school when he saw a blinding
flash of light and a puff of smoke
in front of him stood his Fairy Godmother. She said, "I've come to grant you one wish and one wish only, what will it be?... - There once was a guy named Benny. He was sitting in the bleachers at Fenway
one day when Wade Boggs hit a homerun.
He told the guy next to him, Eddie, that he knew everyone.... - Wit And Wisdom Of Benny Hill
- as Benny Hill once said: "Did you ever notice that everyone in favor of birth control has already been born?
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quite well off
he other is loud, obnoxious and a general jerk to everyone he encounters.... - Farmer Brown got an irate call one night from Farmer Jones.
"Brown, your boy has been up here pissing in the snow!... - quot;Listen, sugar" she whispered back, there ain't nothing in the whole
wide world could wake him up now.
" "I can't believe that," Charlie said....
