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  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• Q: Did you hear about the two fags who had an argument in a gay bar?
  A: They went outside to exchange blows....
• Hear about the gay judges who tried each other?
• An assemblage of the most gifted minds in the world were all posed the following questio
  "What is 2 * 2 ?" The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it's old) and shuffles it back and forth, and finally announces "3....
• Did you hear about the Greek who left home because he didn't like the way he was reared?
  He went back because he couldn't leave his brothers behind....
• Did you hear about the Greek guy who left home because his father wouldn't get off his back.
  He had to go back home because he couldn't leave his brothers' behind....
• Q: Hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an auto accident? A: He's all right now!
• Did you hear about the guy who discovered his new wife thought the smoke detector in the apartment was the oven timer.
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?