Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."
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- 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie... - Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up.
Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so... - Divide the floor into an 8 X 8 grid. Arrange piles of laundry,
books, pizza boxes, etc. on the grid and tell your... - Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate
suspiciously... - Remove your door.
Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due)... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while... - Leave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk.
Include a list of grievances... - Your family tree has no
branches... - Good friends are your CHOSEN
family...
