University Of Miami Hurricanes Football Schedule September 7 Pueblo Junior High School September 14 Cub Scout Troop #101 September 21 Colorado State Blind Academy October 5 Spanish American War Veterans October 12 St.

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University of Miami Hurricanes
Football Schedule

September 7 Pueblo Junior High School
September 14 Cub Scout Troop #101
September 21 Colorado State Blind Academy
October 5 Spanish American War Veterans
October 12 St. Jude's Ladies Knitting Circle
October 26 Denver's Home for Wayward Girls
November 2 Girl Scout Troop #69
November 9 Boulder VD Clinic
November 16 Colorado Springs Midget Academy
November 23 Korean War Amputees
November 30 Dallas Cowboys (Cheerleaders)

Monday Night Games

August 31 Kick-Off Classic Crippled Children's Home
December 17 Toilet Bowl Daughter's of the American Revolution

Rule Changes From Last Year

1) When playing polio victims, the Hurricanes cannot disconnect their braces
unless trailing by 10 points or more.
2) When playing scouts, the Hurricanes are not allowed to eat all of their
cookies.
3) When playing blind teams, the Hurricanes are not allowed to hide the foot-
ball under their jerseys.
4) When playing amputees, no protests allowed about players with one leg
being harder to tackle.
5) The Hurricanes will be allowed 27 men on the field at all times.
6) The Hurricanes will be allowed to substitute with band members and/or
cheerleaders at any time during the game.
7) The Hurricanes will be given a first down with each gain of three or more
yards.

Rules Same As Last Year

A touchdown, for those Hurricanes who can count that high, is still six
points.

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