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• It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
• big picture --- A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space.
  On the back it said, "Wish you were here." I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes....
• I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half.
• I don't want the world, I just want YOUR half!
• Stop the world, I want to get off!
• Van Gogh found a whore who would lay, And accept a small painting as pay.
  "Vive l`Art!" cried Van Gogh, "But it`s too fucking slow -- I wish I could paint ten a day!...
• A: I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
  B: Hmm, looks like you'll get world peace first....
• Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.